Deadly Marathi PJ's

1.

4 mitra hotel madhe jataat..
waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat..
1st: 1 masala dosa
2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa
3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa
4th: CHALLENGE!!


5.

gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur..

thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda


3.
2 chhoti mule ubhi astat.
pahila:mazi aai service karte.
dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi.:-(

4.
Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??"
Dukandaar : "Ho.."
Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya..."


6.

ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota..

guruji:gotya,samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.
gotya: majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:are samjh ki, tujhya bapacha kai jata??
gotya: khara majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:bara,tu bas.....are bandya,samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.
bandya:majhya kadhe 10 laadu nahi aahet.
guruji:are murkha, samjh ki, tujhya bapacha kai jata??
bandya:bara...thik aahe..phude saanga.
guruju: tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dile..kiti laadu jhale????
bandya: 20!!
guruji:kai re gaadhava, 5 ani 10 vees(20) hotat ???
bandya:samajha ki ho guruji,tumhachya bapacha kai jata??


2.

2 ri tala ek Mulaga School madhun ghari alayavar vadilana Mhanto

Mulaga : Me udya shool la janar nahi
Baba : kare kay zale
Mulaga : AAj aamachya school madhe aamache vajan kele
Vadil : mag tyacha school madhe n janayacha kay sambandh
Mulaga : kay mahit udya amhala vikun pan taktil

7.
Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat.....????

Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche....!!!!!



8.

Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top,mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat. sagle lift vapartat. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat.... kaa???



karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye'



9.

Raja : "Kon ahe re tikade?"
Sevak : "Hukum maharaj..."
Raja : "Ispik..."


10.
Ekda doryachi(thread) bayko dori(thread) preganant aasate.Hospital madhe deliverychya veli complications hotat tyamule surgery karavi lagate.Operation zalya var doctor baher yetat tar tyana dora vichrarto,"doctor,doctor kay zal?"
Tar doctor mhantat,"GUNTA zala...!!!"


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mithun ani paal
Mithun chakravarthy aani paal madhye kaay farak aahe??


mithun CHAKRAvarty ani paal BhINTIvarty.... [;p]

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